I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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