so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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