i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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