the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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