are you still at the devil's house?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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