Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My vagina just recognized that song.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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