I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just want nice things and good sex
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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