discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I lost the right to judge tonight
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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