so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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