It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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