somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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