So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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