Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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