Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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