i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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