Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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