I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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