have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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