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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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