My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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