So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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