I think I am morally bankrupt
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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