if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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