She said her name was "party"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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