Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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