I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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