There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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