There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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