i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you didnt know i had herpes?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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