Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
