nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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