Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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