I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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