We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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