And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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