eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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