so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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