The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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