I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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