i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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