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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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