He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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