Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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