I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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