i don't like sucking hair
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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