let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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