does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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