How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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