He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Can I color on your dick again?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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