Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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