we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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