Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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