i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i already hear my dad disowning me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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