Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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