i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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