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Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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