Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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