Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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